WALTER: Is this your handiwork, Barry?
Barry does not respond.
WALTER: Is this your bill, Barry?
DUDE: Look, man, did you--
WALTER: Dude, please!. . . Is this what you meant by "fundamental transformation," Barry?
DUDE: Just ask him if he -- ask him about the insurance, man!
WALTER: Is this your signature, Barry? Did you actually sign something written by Reid and Pelosi without even reading it?
DUDE: Is the website yours?
WALTER: Is this your website, Barry?
DUDE: We know it's his fucking website, Walter! Where's my fucking doctor, you Marxist hack? And who stole my Social Security number?
WALTER: Look, Barry. . . Have you ever heard of Jimmy Carter?
DUDE: Oh, for Christ's sake, Walter!
WALTER: You're going to enter a world of pain, son. We know why you're suddenly calling it the ACA instead of ObamaCare. We know you stole the election --
DUDE: With the fucking IRS!
WALTER: With the fucking IRS. And we know that this is your signature legislation, Barry.
WALTER: This piece of shit is beyond the wildest dreams of your worthless commie father, isn't it, Barry?!
DUDE: Congress is gonna cut your fuckin' dinero off, Barry.
WALTER: Ah, this is pointless.
WALTER: All right, Plan B. You might want to watch the polls, Barry.
He is heading for the door. The Dude, puzzled, rises to follow him.
WALTER: This is what happens when you FUCK a hundred million STRANGERS in the ASS, Barry.
OUTSIDE
Walter is striding down the lawn with his attache case looking like a charging MSNBC host. Without looking back at the Dude, who follows:
WALTER: Fucking postmodern language problem, Dude.
He pops the Dude's trunk, flings in the briefcase and takes out a tire iron.
WALTER: Maybe he'll understand this.
He is walking over to the presidential limo.
WALTER: YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, BARRY!
CRASH! He swings the crowbar into the windshield, which shatters.
WALTER: YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS?!
CRASH! He takes out the driver's window.
WALTER: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK WITH OUR HEALTH, BARRY!
Lights are going on in houses down the street. Distant blue dog Democrats bark.
WALTER: HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS, BARRY!
CRASH!
WALTER: HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS! FUCK A HUNDRED MILLION CITIZENS IN THE WALLET, BARRY!
CRASH!
5 comments:
We literally laughed out loud.
Unfortunately, it's funny 'cause it's true...
Very nice.
Obama could also be the actor hired to "fix the cable." The expert.
Damn. If only I had the whole scene in German, I could put in my subtitles and start a craze!
I wonder if there's a foreign language version that you could add subtitles to? Because that would be awesome.
H ubris trips up lefties. Reality bites.
Until the nrxt batch of ahistorical college idiots.
Mmm.
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