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posted by Gagdad Bob at
9/06/2012 09:03:00 AM
WHʘ?! spirals down the celestial firepole on wings of slack, seizes the wheel of the cosmic bus, and embarks upin a bewilderness adventure of higher nondoodling? Who, haloed be his gnome, loiters on the threshold of the transdimensional doorway, looking for handouts from Petey? Who, with his doppelsläcker and snideprick, Cousin Dupree, wields the pliers and blowtorch of fine insultainment for the ridicure of assouls? Who is the gentleman loaffeur who yoinks the sword from the stoned philosopher and shoves it in the breadbasket of metaphysical ignorance and tenure? Whose New Testavus for the Restavus blows the locked doors of the empyrean off their rusty old hinges and sheds a beam of intense darkness on the world enigma? Who is the Biggest Fakir of the Vertical Church of God Knows What, channeling the roaring torrent of 〇 into the feeble stream of cyberspace? Who is the masked pandit who lobs the first water balloon out the motel window at the annual Raccoon convention? Shut your mouth! But I'm talkin' about bʘb! Then we can dig it!
5 Comments:
You tweeted, while Bill Clinton twatted :)
Did Bill twat or was that just a Fluke?
Just slightly ahead of the curve: last Friday I wrote that "our political divide has gone way past the point of who is right and who is wrong," and that "one of us is flat crazy, and I don't mean this in any trivial, polemical, or merely insultaining way. No, there is only one reality, and someone's not in it."
PowerLine today: "These people aren’t just a little slow, or far too liberal. They are, frankly, crazy. It is often said that there are nutty people in both political parties, and that no doubt is true. But the assumed equivalence is false. We are talking here about senior Democratic Party officials and delegates to the Democratic National Convention. There is no analogous craziness at the same level on the Republican side."
Some on the left are falling backward into their internal abyss and it's driving them mad.
Speaking of the crazy, Christian welcome baskets rejected because churches have the wrong views on women.
Honestly, I'm at a loss on that one. It's right up there with the atheists who suffer debilitating stomach cramps at the sight of the Ground Zero cross; their very denial proclaims the Truth.
Idiots.
Somehow, I doubt their rejection of hospitality will be mentioned by the lamestream media...
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