Monday, September 03, 2012
About Me

- Name: Gagdad Bob
- Location: Floating in His Cloud-Hidden Bobservatory, Inside the Centers for Spiritual Disease Control and Pretension, Tonga
WHʘ?! spirals down the celestial firepole on wings of slack, seizes the wheel of the cosmic bus, and embarks upin a bewilderness adventure of higher nondoodling? Who, haloed be his gnome, loiters on the threshold of the transdimensional doorway, looking for handouts from Petey? Who, with his doppelsläcker and snideprick, Cousin Dupree, wields the pliers and blowtorch of fine insultainment for the ridicure of assouls? Who is the gentleman loaffeur who yoinks the sword from the stoned philosopher and shoves it in the breadbasket of metaphysical ignorance and tenure? Whose New Testavus for the Restavus blows the locked doors of the empyrean off their rusty old hinges and sheds a beam of intense darkness on the world enigma? Who is the Biggest Fakir of the Vertical Church of God Knows What, channeling the roaring torrent of 〇 into the feeble stream of cyberspace? Who is the masked pandit who lobs the first water balloon out the motel window at the annual Raccoon convention? Shut your mouth! But I'm talkin' about bʘb! Then we can dig it!
Incoming Missives:
Now Listening:
Deploying the Cosmic LoveBox Helps Keep the Cosmos Expounding:
scribbling siblings & Brothers Under the Pelt:
The man in the coonskin cap with a big pen wants eleven dollar bills, you only need ten: Eternity now available while you wait!
Shop Amazon's New Kindle Fire
Brofiles in Coonage:
Appearing Nightly in the 'Coon Club Au Go-Go Showroom:
One Cosmos: Ridding the World of Malevolent Beings since 2005, one assoul at a time
Appearing Nightly in the 'Coon Club Au Go-Go Showroom:

7 Comments:
Obama is better at everything than anyone. Except for for being president, in which case Romney is worse.
Good grief. If he weren't the President, he would simply be an object of ridicule. Kind of like William, except that (presumably) our little troll occasionally wins a race purely on his own merits.
I'm beginning to think your observation this weekend about the Mayan calendar is likely to be rather accurate...
Hey, congratulations on popping the new Cork!
:D
Thanks!
Don't worry, two will be easier than one, once they can play or fight together...
Yes, I'm looking forward to the day when Liam can ask his sister to chase him around the room instead of me. He's relentless :)
Oh they missed an opportunity with the ECOTUS logo - should have had 57 stars.
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