Friday, March 28, 2008

The Journal of a Laughtime with Bob's Unconscious

Okay, I don't think that went over too well, and I think I know why. Bob just posted a bunch of unconscious fragments, when he should have allowed me -- Bob's unconscious -- to elaborate on them. After all, I am the one who produces these quirky gems to begin with, so I should be allowed to flesh them out to a glossy sheen. Which is basically how I operate down here in my analogical world, blending this and that metaphor in various inappropriate ways.

So today, Bob has set me free to look over the sacred journals, and to spontaneously "free associate" as I see fit, as soon as I come across a passage that engages my attention. This may take us far afield, but so what? I don't live in the same world as you timebound clockjockeys. I'm free, baby. The horizontal Man can't touch me. I'm always just over the subjective horizon, relaxing in Upper Tonga.

Here's a good one. The left in particular, because they deny the vertical, end up projecting it into the horizontal, which then creates a sort of dividing line between the way things are and the way they would like them to be.

Actually, I don't think it's just leftists who do this, except that in their case they can't help doing it. It must be a universal human tendency that becomes their default state in the absence of any vertical orientation. It's why the unreflective "reality based community" always lives in a fantasy they don't even know they're creating.

If you project the vertical into the horizontal, it results in either pathological hope or a dysfunctional, distorting kind of nostalgia. For example, back when Bob was a Boy of the Left, he idealized the 1960s, as if that were the apex of human liberation and fulfillment instead of a manic and frivolous escape from history, maturity, and hygiene. Some people might idealize "the Clinton years," or "the Kennedy years," and the media encourage this kind of reification of time.

Obviously, some conservatives and probably most Republicans are prone to the same thing, idealizing "the Reagan years," or imagining that some ideal candidate could come along and fundamentally alter our reality. But it has never happened and it never will happen. A true conservative realizes this, which is one of the reasons why we do not get too excited about day-to-day politics, since history is full of irony and surprises and forces we do not understand. It's like the weather.

One of the reasons why the global warming hysteria is such a scam is that they rely upon models that select a finite number of variables out of an infinite number. But if you overlook a critical variable, the whole model just generates BS, which is increasingly obvious with "global warming" models. It reminds me of the old joke about the Soviet Union. When their models didn't pan out, they promised to dissolve the people and elect a new one.

With regard to history, it cannot be reduced to anything less complex than itself. It cannot be comprehended from "within," but this is not to say that it cannot be comprehended. But the only way to do so is to escape "upward" and understand the metaphysical principles of which it is an instantiation. History is derivative -- an unpleasant "side effect" -- of vertical principles that play out in unpredictable ways in the herebelow. In fact, this is how we balance free will and predestination, as the large contours are fixed, even while we are given more than enough rope to hang ourselves down here.

Along these lines, there is an article today at American Thinker called Whites Can't Make Blacks Happy:

"One of the creepy things about our 'need to have a conversation about race' is the assumption that whites can somehow make blacks feel better, or be happier, or be more self-accepting. Nobody has the power to do that, except what individuals do for themselves, one person at a time."

Exactly. It is the height of immaturity to think otherwise, so to encourage this mindset is to encourage emotional immaturity -- which, of course, is the left's specialty, since emotional immaturity creates dependence, and dependence is the source of their power.

This is what I call Loser Power, and you should never underestimate its potential. It is somewhat analogous to gravity, in that it's just the tendency of fallen bodies to seek a state of repose by following the pathology of least resistance. And yet, just as a clever person can harness gravity and turn it into a productive force, e.g., a dam or waterwheel, a clever demagogue can convert a collective sense of narcissistic entitlement into real power. Think of how much narcissism and immaturity it takes to keep the leftist wheel of misfortune spinning! But they have no worries, because there's always an endless supply of inflated self-regard, Man being what he is, which is either less than or all too much of one.

We'll never run out of gravity, since it's not fundamentally a force, but a property of spacetime curvature. Likewise, narcissism is not a force, but a result of the ego's similar tendency to curve and bend psychic space around itself in a tight and compacted spiral. It is the opposite of spiritual "radiance," which must be marshaled to counter this tendency.

The bottom lyin' for the left is the belief that the ego can make itself happy on its own level. Thus, the left constantly promises things it can never deliver -- which is, ironically, what they accuse religion of doing. It is vital for the left that you not know the source of your own existential misery, and that you fall for their empty promise that they can deliver you from your own hell. As Lewis explains,

"Most people don't come close to lasting happiness in their own lives. So the popular Leftist charge of America's 'institutional racism' comes down to saying that 'The Great White Conspiracy is responsible for rescuing you from your bad feelings.' That is just cockeyed."

The real problem is that "Far too many black people don't feel good about themselves, and are constantly looking for answers from somebody else. That quest for the impossible has been turned into an accusation against the invisible but all-powerful white racist establishment. Michelle and Barack Obama were indoctrinated with those toxic beliefs at Princeton and Harvard, so that they are now making more than a million bucks a year, living in a mansion in Chicago while still feeling sorry for themselves."

This is what I mean about the endless supply of narcissism and entitlement. Whatever bounty the Obamas receive, it will never be enough to appease their in-built envy. Their motto should be "We made it, and so can't you!"

Speaking of converting envy, hatred, narcissism and paranoia into cash and other valuable prizes, just look at their spiritual dementor, the Reverend Wright. American Thinker reports that this poor, persecuted black man is about to move into his new $1.6 million, 10,340-square-foot shack in suburban Chicago. Maybe when he said Goddamn America, he meant it in that ironic, streetwise way, as in Damn, America be baaaaaad!

It seems that the Reverend walks around with the opposite of a pimp roll, which is a wad of singles with a hundred dollar bill around it to make the pimp look more affluent than he is. In the case of the Reverend, he has a roll of hundreds concealed by a tattered old one dollar bill on the outside.

Here's what the Constitution guarantees: 1) Life, since without it nothing is possible, while with it, all things are possible; 2) Liberty, since human life in the absence of liberty is not worth living, freedom being intrinsic to the human state -- even if most humans have to be driven toward it with whips, whether in Iraq or Berkeley; and 3) The pursuit of happiness, which is quite the opposite of a) the pursuit of pleasure, which is mere hedonism, and b) entitlement to happiness, much less pleasure. No, the government is only there to ensure that you yourself may pursue this elusive spiritual state called "happiness." To put it another way, if the government can confer it upon you, it's not happiness, but something far less -- something beneath the properly human state.

But as Lewis points out, the professional politician won't get far by promising that he can't make you happy -- which is why it is so difficult to translate the conservative intellectual movement into a political one, i.e., to turn Republicans into conservatives: "For politicians, voter dissatisfaction is the fuel of personal careers. You can't get anywhere by promising all the answers to people who don't need you. So the first order of business is to find dissatisfied voters, and if they're not there, stir up some dissatisfaction. That's why Obama needed the Rev -- to get him in good with a proletariat, any proletariat, in this case a black one."

This is also how you can discern a false religion from a true one, as the false one will exploit various things that are intrinsic to the human condition, and offer quick solutions to resolving or overcoming them. In contrast, Petey and the Transdimensional Order of the Friendly Sons and Daughters of the Cosmic Raccoon promise only a struggle and an adventure, but the struggle is worth it, and it will be the adventure of a lifetime, because it will transpose your little melody of a life into a higher key, so that you might even hear the song supreme and the cosmic suite.

At the end of Lewis' piece, he offers what might be a "prayer for the soul of the leftist." Just admit that there is a power greater than your narrow sense of entitlement, and repeat,

"1. There is no excuse for lack of effort.

2. Although I may be unhappy with my circumstances, and although racism and sexism and other 'isms' exist, I know that things are better now than ever, and the future is even brighter.

3. While I may be unhappy with my circumstances, I have the power to change and improve my life. I refuse to be a victim.

4. Others may have been blessed with more money, better connections, a better home environment, and even better looks, but I can succeed through hard work, perseverance, and education."

18 Comments:

Anonymous hoarhey said...

The latest spin on the ongoing saga of Rev. Wright is that rather than Obama instructing him to go into hiding in an attempt to make this scandal dissappear, Wright has had to go underground due to "threats" to his life and well being. I guess the government and the KKK are out to get him and it's 60s' deja vu all over again.
Until people, the media included, are willing to stand up and laugh this shit out of the public square, the millionaire race hustlers will contunue to spin the day.

Bob, had a cool dream last night about a party at the Slackatorium.

3/28/2008 10:06:00 AM  
Anonymous hoarhey said...

Bob said,

"No, the government is only there to ensure that you yourself may pursue this elusive spiritual state called "happiness." To put it another way, if the government can confer it upon you, it's not happiness, but something far less -- something beneath the properly human state."

Along these lines, I recently discovered a quote which describes the New Stalinist mindset to a tee.

"Wherever there is a jackboot stomping on a human face there will be a well-heeled Western liberal to explain that the face does, after all, enjoy free health care and 100 percent literacy." -John Derbyshire

3/28/2008 11:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Cousin Dupree said...

And government-funded gender reassignment!

3/28/2008 11:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Petey said...

I think you mean "government mandated" gender reassignment.

3/28/2008 11:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The key to happiness is to have a lot of stuff and plenty of leisure time to enjoy it.

Lefty politicians are the road to this situation for those who know how to play it right.

3/28/2008 11:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Nick said...

I can't believe I don't have to pay to read this! Great stuff Bob.

3/28/2008 12:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Ricky’s unconscious said...

I thought it went well.

3/28/2008 01:05:00 PM  
Blogger Ricky Raccoon said...

RE “Actually, I don't think it's just leftists who do this, except that in their case they can't help doing it…always lives in a fantasy they don't even know they're creating.”

Yes. And I’ve noticed something similar. Something they can’t seem to do. A difference between a liberal and a conservative is the second one considers what he is about to say or do may be stupid. He at least considers it. Many of the liberals I’ve witnessed so often don’t appear to ever care about this and I think is why they seem to have no idea just how ridiculous they so often sound to the restavus.

3/28/2008 01:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hard work? Get off your butt? I don't think so. I am evolved as a pack hunting hominid, but the game near my home--doves, ducks, squirrels and pigeons, is protected by the constabulary. No slingshots, bows and arrows, guns, etc. I've been told several times and I had to back down.

The supermarket? Tempting, but they won't let you take the meat you want. You have to give them currency, and that is not something you can forage for. I have no stinkin' currency. I'm a hunter.

My woman and I are bitter about another thing too; herbs and edible plants are nigh on non-existent in our borough of a Nor-cal city. We are being pressed out of existence by the mass off folk living in our environment.

Yes we want the government to take care of us; either that or get the @#$% off of our land and let us have the rights to the game and the plants.

So, Obama, what's it gonna be? Is the check in the mail? Or are you gonna give me the forest and the deer?

But no stinkin' "employment." Homey don't play that game.

3/28/2008 02:27:00 PM  
Blogger QP said...

Crap like this makes me come unattached to detachment, real fast:
Dutch Court OKs Pedophile Party

3/28/2008 02:47:00 PM  
Blogger Robin Starfish said...

Dutch courts...a good reason to hurry global warming along.

3/28/2008 06:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HeartSong Baby

3/28/2008 07:31:00 PM  
Anonymous walmart shopper said...

Man. Great post. They're all good but this one was an extra good one.

Conservatism (meaning liberalism) is healthy and humble and robust and, unlike the left, doesn't go all nonlinear when faced with reality as it actually is with its ironies and uncertainties. The big frustration is that compared with what the left is peddling, conservatism is kind of a tough sell (F. Hayek has written about this). The left is like let's have chocolate cake for breakfast; conservatism is like you'd better eat your vegetables. Given that the left basically offers the path of least resistance, it's impressive that conservatism fares as well as it does. It's really a testament to our culture.

3/28/2008 09:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bob, You ROCK!

3/29/2008 07:03:00 AM  
Blogger Gagdad Bob said...

I think you mean jazz. But thank you anyway!

3/29/2008 08:50:00 AM  
Blogger USS Ben USN (Ret) said...

"To put it another way, if the government can confer it upon you, it's not happiness, but something far less -- something beneath the properly human state."

Amen! When guvmint promises the popsickle of happiness, we end up gettin' nothin' but an expensive stick.

3/30/2008 03:06:00 AM  
Blogger USS Ben USN (Ret) said...

"In contrast, Petey and the Transdimensional Order of the Friendly Sons and Daughters of the Cosmic Raccoon promise only a struggle and an adventure, but the struggle is worth it, and it will be the adventure of a lifetime, because it will transpose your little melody of a life into a higher key, so that you might even hear the song supreme and the cosmic suite."

Sing it DL! It's not just a job!

3/30/2008 03:09:00 AM  
Blogger Van said...

"Whatever bounty the Obamas receive, it will never be enough to appease their in-built envy. Their motto should be "We made it, and so can't you!""

Now that's funny. Sad, pathetic and true, true... but very funny.

3/30/2008 07:00:00 PM  

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