Mission Accomplished
Coondog is here (eight week old black b-b-b... female Dane):
posted by Gagdad Bob at
5/20/2007 09:01:00 PM
Sunday, May 20, 2007
About Me
- Name: Gagdad Bob
- Location: Floating in His Cloud-Hidden Bobservatory, Inside the Centers for Spiritual Disease Control and Pretension, Tonga
WHʘ?! spirals down the celestial firepole on wings of slack, seizes the wheel of the cosmic bus, and embarks upin a bewilderness adventure of higher nondoodling? Who, haloed be his gnome, loiters on the threshold of the transdimensional doorway, looking for handouts from Petey? Who, with his doppelsläcker and snideprick, Cousin Dupree, wields the pliers and blowtorch of fine insultainment for the ridicure of assouls? Who is the gentleman loaffeur who yoinks the sword from the stoned philosopher and shoves it in the breadbasket of metaphysical ignorance and tenure? Whose New Testavus for the Restavus blows the locked doors of the empyrean off their rusty old hinges and sheds a beam of intense darkness on the world enigma? Who is the Biggest Fakir of the Vertical Church of God Knows What, channeling the roaring torrent of 〇 into the feeble stream of cyberspace? Who is the masked pandit who lobs the first water balloon out the motel window at the annual Raccoon convention? Shut your mouth! But I'm talkin' about bʘb! Then we can dig it!
Incoming Missives:
Now Listening:
Deploying the Cosmic LoveBox Helps Keep the Cosmos Expounding:
scribbling siblings & Brothers Under the Pelt:
The man in the coonskin cap with a big pen wants eleven dollar bills, you only need ten: Eternity now available while you wait!
Shop Amazon's New Kindle Fire
Brofiles in Coonage:
Appearing Nightly in the 'Coon Club Au Go-Go Showroom:
One Cosmos: Ridding the World of Malevolent Beings since 2005, one assoul at a time
Appearing Nightly in the 'Coon Club Au Go-Go Showroom:
One Cosmos: Ridding the World of Malevolent Beings since 2005, one assoul at a time
23 Comments:
Awwww puppy dog! *melts into pile of goo*
I defy any troll to make rude comments under pictures of puppies. It Just Isn't Done.
Way.
Too.
Cool.
:)
JWM
Cute pup! What's his name? Those paws sure do look big! I'm guessing his name won't be Tiny...Mazel tov!
That's a genuine Samoan Rumblehound! What do you feed...
oh never mind.
;)
JWM
I like the name Coondog, but maybe Tonga, since she's so.... other.... plus the big meaty paws....
All kidding aside. I like Tonga. Is he a Labrador?
JWM
No, she's a Dane.
By the way, the pictures don't do her justice -- she's gorgeous. More forthcoming. Sleep beckons.
Very very qute!
As I have heard, Coons and dogs are very good togheter :)
Awww, Gagdad, she is a CoonDane - what a darling.
Awwww!
What a gorgeous coat! And those paws - when she's full grown, my two will look like little lap dogs by comparison :)
Good luck getting a full night's rest though...
wv: shhki - what you'll be saying every time she starts to cry.
Unclean filthy beast. Repent, infidels . . .it will be so much better when the California Caliphate comes.
She's a great lookin' pup!
Hey,
Is that Mac Guyver in the second shot?
I'm so glad!!!!
Was hoping the SuperSecret was this.
Everyone in my family, bi or quadra-ped has any number of names. Ya don't have to settle for just one.
Like Coondog, Coondane & Tonga too. Try them on & see which fit.
Beaky's official name is Sweetie, but she's also Mrs. P (yes, for Parrot) Birdbird & Kissieface.
Simon the Cat is also
TC (for TroubleCat) & Trundlebutt (he put on a bit this past winter)
All of the humans have multiple names too: formal document name, shorted first name, nickname, name-when-in-trouble-name, etc.
Oddly, not one of us has a Middle Name.
Look forward to doggie storylines. I'll bet FL is in love already. Did they spend the night together?
Dogs basically suck. They smell like wet cardboard and they drool. They have no sangfroid at all. And why can't they poop in litter boxes like God intended us to do?
Still, for a dog, that one seems OK. For a dog.
Good luck. You'll be needing it.
The secret mission revealed! FL is a lucky boy! That is such a cute pup. I like all the names.
Awwwwwww.
Precious puppy face!
You just want to squeeze her, yes, you do.
Who's the sweetest puppy in the world?
You are!
Lucky dog.
If Jack and Kyle deigned to talk to canines, they'd say 'welcome'.
we dogs ruled the world
till cats snuck in the back door
but we will lick 'em!
Awwww. Come to mama - kissy kissy kissy.
I'm not going to use this opportunity to retell my version of Genisis again, cause obviously
Mrs. G gnos it by heart.
Aaawwww!
Puppy love, for sure!
The technical term for a female chicken is a hen. The technical term for a female dog is a bitch. Sometimes, by their behavior, you can tell why it is applied to human females ;)
Now THAT's what is needed to have a truly worthwhile pizza streaking party.
I'll bet FL's doing the fullbodysmiles!
Post a Comment
Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]
Links to this post:
Create a Link
<< Home