tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8580258.post4957347149609338744..comments2024-03-27T11:16:36.951-07:00Comments on One Cʘsmos: Journey to the Center of the Cosmos Gagdad Bobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14249005793605006679noreply@blogger.comBlogger121125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8580258.post-61882409782106725102021-07-07T12:10:41.598-07:002021-07-07T12:10:41.598-07:00I once got talked into a reeducation weekend. The...I once got talked into a reeducation weekend. They told us that all of our wildest dreams would come true. But it wound up seeming kinda gimmicky.<br /><br />They advertised that we’d be letting go of childhood trauma. We wound up having to walk around the grounds carrying a teddy bear which represented our childhood selves, with no talking allowed. An Amazon driver broke the mood by showing up with some expensive looking packages. He saw us walking around with teddy bears and not talking, gave us a WTF?! look, then got the hell out of there.<br /><br />They advertised a sweat lodge. It wound up being some jerry-rigged fencing with a tarp on top.<br /><br />You get the idea.<br /><br />To this day I’m not sure what to think of that experience. But I did jerry-rig a sweat lodge for teddy and me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8580258.post-66526048383084099052021-07-07T10:14:34.830-07:002021-07-07T10:14:34.830-07:00Hello Anonymous 10:10 AM.
Were you successfully ...Hello Anonymous 10:10 AM. <br /><br />Were you successfully indoctrinated while at the reeducation camp? Are you a Communist now? Just curious. <br /><br />Because I've been to a half-dozen or so camps in various parts of the world and all have failed to indoctrinate me. Granted, some gave me amnesia but that's not the same thing.<br /><br />I don't want to waste any more money unless I know I'm going to be actually reeducated. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8580258.post-66114059024542417082021-07-07T10:10:44.333-07:002021-07-07T10:10:44.333-07:00Hi, I attended a reeducation camp and can vouchsaf...Hi, I attended a reeducation camp and can vouchsafe that the torture sessions were vivid and intense; their henchmen did not hesitate to get their outfits bloody. They were inventive and found new uses for many everyday utensils.<br /><br />The Dietary services were horrid; one could hardly choke down the miserable trash that was served. Survival was always in question. <br /><br />I give this particular camp a 10/10 rating. One of the best I've tried. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8580258.post-54155374235710026932021-07-07T07:56:29.166-07:002021-07-07T07:56:29.166-07:00We thank you for your interest in my great nation....We thank you for your interest in my great nation. We always have reeducation slots open.<br /><br />Besides being bloodthirsty murderers hellbent on carrying out the genocide of the North Korean people, American's are known for making people pay dearly for reeducation. Even I myself tried it once. Even I myself paid several thousand dollars for an EST weekend. At the end of a very long two days, all I got out of it was one lousy tee shirt. <br /><br />In my great land such things are free. All free but for a few conditions:<br /><br />1. You must defect to our wonderful fairyland nation.<br />2. You must perform the standard comrade duties.<br />3. You must then get uppity. Or failing that, piss off the wrong state official.<br />4. We do the rest.<br />THE SUPREME LEADER, 도타드 킬러noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8580258.post-85572169690149334152021-07-07T07:09:17.219-07:002021-07-07T07:09:17.219-07:00Good Morning Blog Readers:
Big news: several days...Good Morning Blog Readers:<br /><br />Big news: several days ago the conservative forces operating this blog pulled out and abandoned the site without notifying the local community.<br /><br />Neocons, after occupying this blog for more than 15 years, left behind around 2,750 posts and and an estimated 10,000 comments, as well as a number of vehicles, some without keys. <br /><br />We have stepped in to provide basic security and moderation services at the site. <br /><br />This blog is now declared non-partisan. We do not have an estimate as to when the next post will be published, however commenters are still welcome. <br /><br />Thank you, the Moderators Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8580258.post-589571717571950962021-07-07T07:04:03.204-07:002021-07-07T07:04:03.204-07:00Hello 도타드 킬러,
I'm interested in booking a re...Hello 도타드 킬러, <br /><br />I'm interested in booking a reeducation camp experience for a family of four. What price ranges and amenities are available? What would be the nearby features and attractions? <br /><br />Please let me know. <br /><br /> <br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8580258.post-33095375669003510352021-07-06T11:26:02.033-07:002021-07-06T11:26:02.033-07:00The poster of my last message has been taken to a ...The poster of my last message has been taken to a reeducation camp. I am no anonymous!!THE SUPREME LEADER, 도타드 킬러noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8580258.post-45632891670089681252021-07-06T11:23:39.198-07:002021-07-06T11:23:39.198-07:00I am the panel. I assume that the others are eith...I am the panel. I assume that the others are either enjoying stays in reeducation camps or remaining quiet as they should. False propaganda Films such as this one has poisoned the minds of many:<br />https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acpDD4eNeh8<br /><br />I toured NYC by walking? False!<br /><br />The security is an entourage of just one? False!<br /><br />Mixing with the common infidel? False!<br /><br />This is more my style:<br />https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rsz-_fgWspo<br /><br />Colorful festive marching, rocket art cars, proper synth music, an entourage of dozens of the finest generals. I am proud to approve that message.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8580258.post-90470234085954673612021-07-06T07:28:29.596-07:002021-07-06T07:28:29.596-07:00Good Morning One Cosmos Family:
Today is 07/06/20...Good Morning One Cosmos Family:<br /><br />Today is 07/06/2021. How shall you spend your allotment of 24 golden hours? <br /><br />Here are the hot-button issues du jour you need to be thinking about:<br /><br />-Anything to do with Brittney Spears<br />-Vocal fry. Practice makes perfect?<br />-Prevention of quiet desperation; best life hacks for getting this done.<br />-Sex on Uranus? What are those UAE cosmonauts up to now?<br /><br />OK kiddies have fun and make a full report on what you accomplished today! Looking forward to reading it!<br /><br />-Moonbat Mdele Mdele, your blog Moderator du Jour. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8580258.post-23896214274069828492021-07-06T07:24:05.668-07:002021-07-06T07:24:05.668-07:00Dear Supreme Leader 도타드 킬러
I am deeply disturbed ...Dear Supreme Leader 도타드 킬러<br /><br />I am deeply disturbed by the Florida Condominium collapse. <br />How can you assure me measures are being taken to prevent further occurrences?<br /><br />Supreme Leader. I was wondering if you were available for dinner. Just the two of us. Sometimes soon. I have a place in mind.<br /><br />Supreme Leader, do you think it is a good idea to invest in cryptocurrency?<br /><br />Let me know, Kitty XXXOOO<br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8580258.post-89303534788045681852021-07-06T00:44:06.296-07:002021-07-06T00:44:06.296-07:00The following shall be our glorious nations slogan...The following shall be our glorious nations slogans for today:<br /><br />Let us spend the rest of our lives carrying through the great Generalissimos' instructions!<br /><br />Thoroughly get rid of abuse of quiet desperation!<br /><br />Let us turn the whole country into a socialist fairyland by modelling it on Pyongyang, capital of peace and tranquility!<br /><br />Should vocal fry dare to invade our country, annihilate them to the last man so that none of them will survive to sign the instrument of surrender!<br /><br />More stylish art cars and quality music for our dear children!THE SUPREME LEADER, 도타드 킬러noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8580258.post-49788351553521586152021-07-05T14:36:21.177-07:002021-07-05T14:36:21.177-07:00Hello Everyone:
How shall we spend the rest of ou...Hello Everyone:<br /><br />How shall we spend the rest of our lives? In quiet desperation? Or in the peace and tranquility? <br /><br />What is the latest from the panel? How is everyone doing? Has everyone been vaccinated?<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8580258.post-43288770862458631652021-07-05T12:23:18.712-07:002021-07-05T12:23:18.712-07:00Vocal fry is cool; sounds below the human register...Vocal fry is cool; sounds below the human register can be produced. <br /><br />The Mayan Warrior and rolling DJ cars sound very practical. I like trance as much as anyone else. Anyone been to the Electric Daisy Carnival in Vegas?<br /><br />When I go I wear an outfit that showcases my pert butt cheeks and luscious boobs. More skin and less outfit is the name of the game.<br /><br />No drugs are allowed at the EDC. We have a natural high. <br /><br />After the show we go to the strip and let the tourists ogle us. The guys all want to follow us and their ladies are like "we're not coming here ever again." <br /><br />Good times. <br /><br /> Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8580258.post-41945349096470065202021-07-05T10:40:39.153-07:002021-07-05T10:40:39.153-07:00Well to be fair, the DJ known as Mayan Warrior is ...Well to be fair, the DJ known as Mayan Warrior is sometimes seen roaming the playa at Burning Man in some kind of rolling stage contraption. This is what’s considered “a band” these days. That’s what pop music has come down to - a DJ or two rolling around the desert atop a huge motorized computerized synth thingy on wheels. It’s called an art car or something. It drives the around the desert looking for groups of drug-addled mostly-Californians who look lost and in apparent need of some entertainment. And so it stops and then the music starts, after a few undocumenteds spill out the back of course. They also do laser light shows.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8580258.post-68371297548343356002021-07-05T08:53:35.156-07:002021-07-05T08:53:35.156-07:00I give my best wishes to the people of 도타드 킬러. Ma...I give my best wishes to the people of 도타드 킬러. May you live long and prosper. May the rice crop come in heavy. <br /><br />Now let's talk about that condo collapse in Florida. What do you think happened with that? Pretty scary stuff.<br /><br />Let's talk more about Mexicans. Did you know the people of Mexico have ancestry from Europe, Siberia, Korean, North America, the middle east, and Africa? <br /><br />They are predominantly made up of Asiatics who came across the Bering land bridge from Kamchatka, Korea, and Mongolia.<br /><br />But then came the French, and then the Spaniards, and considerable hybridization occurred. <br /><br />Spaniards in turn carry Moorish genetics from Morocco, and the Moroccans may have genetics from Libya and Chad. <br /><br />In the meantime Polynesians are thought to have made it across the Pacific to Mexico as well. <br /><br />The upshot of it is, the process of populating the globe kind of culminated in Mexico. A little bit of this, a little bit of that. Viola. <br /><br />Spin down to brown. <br /><br />Now the music of Mexico was derived from French folk music and also German. That happy sound is the Mexican take on European music. <br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8580258.post-25385345473913451452021-07-05T08:46:34.718-07:002021-07-05T08:46:34.718-07:00I liked the old album rock. Fusion jazz was good....I liked the old album rock. Fusion jazz was good. I didn’t mind the new wave, or even R&B, or hell, even disco, as long as some kind of talent, creativity, and skill were involved. <br /><br />But if I hear of yet another mad nigger popping a cop, yet another cowboy losing his dog, yet another Vegas style stage ho dancing with her sycophant entourage, yet another DJ twisting dials and pushing buttons to create that hackneyed digital finger snapping sound or equally overused digital hand clapping sound desperately trying to sound all happy and festive, just because they don’t have the talent to anything besides grifting loser herd trend zombies, then I’ll certainly be bitching quite pitifully about it here.<br /><br />It reminds me of the vocal fry craze started by the Kardashians and now common with the young women. Back in the day, I didn’t mind a little bit of strategic vocal fry used to insinuate a sexual overtone. I didn’t even mind that Captain Jean Luc Picard spoke in fry, because I knew it was caused by a combination of wise old age and something the Kardashians did to him once. But whenever I hear a young woman ending every single goddamn sentence in fry, all I want to do is mock her by only ever speaking to her in fry while I speak to everyone else normally. Maybe this is what all our modern musicial idiots need - a good sound mocking.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8580258.post-11682921472346153392021-07-05T08:12:51.903-07:002021-07-05T08:12:51.903-07:00I have determined that there are far too many name...I have determined that there are far too many names used by our people to describe our great nation. These names includes Koryŏ, Chosŏn, Hanguk, Bak Hon, Nam Hon, and Oppan Gangnam Style. <br /><br />I have decided to end this confusion by renaming our glorious nation. It shall now be known as:<br /><br />도타드 킬러<br /><br />We shall also be known colloquially as “The Nation Formerly Known as Korea”.SUPREME LEADER, DPRKnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8580258.post-90894747184394749942021-07-05T08:08:54.139-07:002021-07-05T08:08:54.139-07:00Indeed. Why haven’t these Mexicans, so continuous...Indeed. Why haven’t these Mexicans, so continuously under the thumb of American power policies, traded in their festive accordions and trumpets for musical instruments far more angry? Surely they could’ve at least plugged these accordions and trumpets into a wall of amplifiers by now. <br /><br />And we haven’t even gotten to the various Cryptkeeper-looking mascots yet, like Iron Maidens “Eddie” or Megadeth’s “Vic Rattlehead”. Yet Mexicans are notorious for their Day of the Dead skull fetish. Something is definitely going on here. And it may not be a good thing.<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8580258.post-85358617472758938272021-07-05T00:42:17.509-07:002021-07-05T00:42:17.509-07:00Attention.
While my own website is down for maint...Attention.<br /><br />While my own website is down for maintenance reasons, I have made the decision to use this place for all of my declarations and slogans, which we shall use to build up our glorious nation at breakneck speed. And also to post videos and pictures from my heroic travel victories.<br /><br />Maintain the revolutionary ideological offensive, comrades.<br />SUPREME LEADER, DPRKnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8580258.post-55653640932790544892021-07-04T12:27:11.174-07:002021-07-04T12:27:11.174-07:00Hi Anonymous:
I hear what you saying about black ...Hi Anonymous:<br /><br />I hear what you saying about black and white music genres that feature angry voices. Rap is notoriously a foul cesspool assaulting the ears; one can pick out references to "bitches" and "nines" (a reference to the 9mm Parabellum pistol cartridge) from the repetitive and often vile backing tracks. Now, I suppose if you felt a lot of anger inside you might find such music in tune with your experience. However amplifying and reinforcing anger leads to bad outcomes and is not a healthy coping mechanism. <br /><br />White anger music features genres like deathcore metal and white supremacy rock. These bands (if they even deserve the term) churn out a standardized aural chaos (could it be called music? Nah) which features hellish sounding backing guitars and shrieking synthesizers paired with turgid, growled vocals, muddy and ugly arrangements, and garbled shouted refrains that sound like the very voices of hell-demons. One can only say WTF. Maybe cool to a 14-year-old? I mean kids like icky stuff, right?<br /><br />There is a milder southern country rock genre which advised they don't "want old Neal Young coming 'round." <br /><br />These are the neo-confederates. Yes, they do want slavery back. They are in the market to purchase some slaves and get them pickininnys coming along...<br /><br />"Southern mennnnnn...did da ditta da, did da dey..... How long, how long?"<br /><br />And as for the black anger music, holy sh*t. Young blacks marinate themselves in this toxic crap. You can hear it pumping at extreme volume from their death-mobiles with tinted windows. It is a wonder they aren't killing and raping daily everyone in their path.<br /><br />Now the Mexicans. Have you ever heard an angry Mexican song? No you have not. <br /><br />You have to love the Mexicans sometimes. Now they descended from the Aztecs, among the worst villains ever brought forth upon this earth, however they have moved on and emphasize happiness. <br /><br />Except for the cartels. Probably the cartel folk listen to black rap. They have been contaminated. <br /><br />What is your favorite kind of music? Album rock of the early 1970's? <br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8580258.post-42780596885829139502021-07-04T08:37:11.141-07:002021-07-04T08:37:11.141-07:00As a kid driving to Wally World during summer vaca...As a kid driving to Wally World during summer vacations we’d stay at dads friend’s and cousins houses. One of these friends had a dachshund named “Peanut” who fancied my leg. At first it was amusing. But when it turned into an obsession it became scary. That night I had to sleep on the basement floor. I remember being awakened by the sound of speedy little claws scratching around on the kitchen floor above. Sounds of moving furniture and humans stomping around. Sounds of a struggle of some kind. And then the owner yelling: “NO PEANUT, NO!” as little Peanut tore down the stairs and literally flew right onto my leg. Apparently, the little creep had been scheming all night. I was glad to get back on the road.<br /><br />I noticed that falsetto rock singing was a passing fad. Sadly it’s replacement, the angry black nigga voice, seems to have had far more staying power. I blame the Thug Life video series.<br /><br />I also noticed that the falsetto conservative fad passed. And equally sadly, it’s replacement, the angry white redneck voice, seems to have had far more staying power. I’d blame Fox News, but I’m starting to think that it’s also causally linked to the angry black nigga voice fad.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8580258.post-73282167584824640192021-07-04T07:14:57.736-07:002021-07-04T07:14:57.736-07:00Hello One Cosmos family:
Happy Independence Day!
...Hello One Cosmos family:<br /><br />Happy Independence Day!<br /><br />We have questioned and debated the fate and course of our nation profusely these past 15 years on this blog's comment section. <br /><br />This must be because we love our country. If we did not care, then we would not blog. <br /><br />For this one day, let us put aside our differences and be unified in our love and admiration for the United States of America, land of the free, home of the brave.<br /><br />-Interlocutor X Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8580258.post-31274144154936865462021-07-04T07:10:22.716-07:002021-07-04T07:10:22.716-07:00Anonymous, we were talking about humpy hounds. Now...Anonymous, we were talking about humpy hounds. Now, everyone has experienced having a leg humped by a hound. These incidents are amusing and a tad awkward. Usually the dog owner will have to scold the animal and put them in the back yard or something.<br /><br />Sometimes while doing yoga or playing on the floor a hound will approach and mount a person from behind in a more business-like manner and then you feel like you had better get the animal off of you quick or you will become an accomplice.<br /><br />Now you mention Dancing Queen by ABBA. This pop song is one of the greatest of all time. It is a good wedding song. Heck, it is just a good song anytime. There is no shame of a person of any age belting this classic or doing air guitar to it. <br /><br />Michal Jackson's Pretty Young Thing was also a pop hit, however, people are divided in their enjoyment of MJ's music. For air guitar, the song Beat It pairs well with that activity. <br /><br />Take the Bee Gees. You either love them or you hate them (I love them). <br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8580258.post-1683358775993208382021-07-03T15:54:41.363-07:002021-07-03T15:54:41.363-07:00While mom does good work as long as she forgets ab...While mom does good work as long as she forgets about her Fox News addiction, I'm afraid the leprechauns have a bit of humpy hound in them. They'll hump damn near everything in sight and this goes double whenever mom plays Humpty Dance by DO from their Sex Packets album, one of her new faves. Stuff gets broken that way including treasured heirlooms as large as grandmas dining room hutch. Give me the days of Queen, hell, even Judas Priest, before anybody ever knew that both were actually queens and priests. If it was still those days, it's likely the lepries would've just been doing the far safer (and whiter) air guitar. When I do air guitar these days the young adults just point at me and chuckle. I knew things were turning bad when I was at a wedding reception and after the DJ played the typical Dancing Queen and Hellion/Electric Eye, he put on some rapey rap crap and instead of booing, all the younger adults started bouncing up and down to the beat in their chairs in unison like a buncha crazed dance zombies. Come to think of it, Michael Jacksons Pretty Young Thing should’ve been a dire warning for the rest of us. But how many of us actually ever pay attention to dire warnings anymore.<br /><br />I went off. I got sidetracked. What were you talking about again?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8580258.post-66043066999842723652021-07-03T14:19:13.023-07:002021-07-03T14:19:13.023-07:00Anonymous can you please send your mother and gay ...Anonymous can you please send your mother and gay leprechauns to my home, I need comic relief and some dusting of the blinds done. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com