About Me
- Name: Gagdad Bob
- Location: Floating in His Cloud-Hidden Bobservatory, Just beyond the interior horizon of the United States of Mind, Tonga
Who slides down the celestial firepole each morning, seizes the wheel of the cosmic bus, and embarks on a bewilderness adventure of higher nondoodling? Who, hallowed be his gnome, loiters on the threshold of the transdimensional doorway, looking for handouts from Petey? Who, with Cousin Dupree's pliers and a blowtorch, yoinks the ancient sword from the stoned philosopher and shoves it in the breadbasket of metaphysical ignorance and tenure? Whose blog is the vertical church of the New Testavus for the Restavus, channeling the roaring torrent of O into the feeble stream of cyber-k? Who is the gentleman loafer whose absurcular mythunderstanding blows the locked doors of the empyrean off their rusty old hinges? Who lobs the first water balloon out the hotel window at the annual Raccoon convention? B'ob! Can you dig it?
When Over-the-Counter Books Just Aren't Strong Enough:
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Slightly Soiled Bobservations
- Cosmic Anthropology and Anthropic Cosmology
- It Takes a Cosmos: My Evolving Thoughts on Evolut...
- Timelessness Takes Time
- Saving the World, One Assoul at a Time
- The Piper's Calling You to Join Him On the Stairwa...
- Say, What's God Like, Anyway?
- On Packing Light for the Eternal Journey
- The Eternal Drama of Cosmic Stupidity and the Clue...
- The Books of Liberal Wisdom and Islamist Virtues
- We Hold These Truths and Virtues to be Soph-Eviden...
- American Digest
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- Just Thomism
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- Thrice-Cleared Operating Thetan and Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler, Holy Temple Church of Tonga Pacific: Petey
- 7th Degree Bi-Cosmic Hermeticist and First Deputy in Charge of Doctrinal Enforcement: Will
- Defender of the Western Tradition and Pataphysical Science Officer: Van
- Cosmonautical Navalgeezer and Bull-Slinging Ensign: Ben
- Doppelgängbanger of Applied Medieval Corrections and Minister of Insultainment: Cousin Dupree
- Haikoon Otellier: Robin Starfish
- Frothy Waltitude: Froth From Walt
- Herman's Haremetical Research Group & Seeing Circle: Dame Edith Waterfowl, Julie, Quiptorum
- Toots Mondello Gentleman's Club of Upper Coonopolis: Viceroy Col. J.C. Beaglehole, River, Rick, Johan the Cosmic Swede, Mushroom, Magnus Noorwegenkøønen, Other Bob, JWM
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Transdimensional Order of the Friendly Sons & Daughters of the Cosmic Raccoons (An Affiliated Member of the Scattered Brotherhood of the Interior Diaspora)
Knowa's Arkive: Your Internet Source For Improvisational Theology Since 2005
"I Come not to bring peace, but pliers. And a blowtorch."
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